We call those "change requests"

Its page load time is as if it's running to the first clouds...

I, too, made this assumption. Then I learned it was an actual product my ex-employer had selected and kept using.

It still didn't make sense why an enhancement request and a fix request couldn't be moved between queues. Or why I received three (at least) emails when an issue was closed.

Jesus saves but John makes backups and Moses takes them offsite.

Sadly, Moses was canceled for his anger issues and couldn't attend the off-site as HR ordered mandatory sensitivity training.

"But the crane wasn't there yesterday!"

lmao

And that crane cable was much thicker! And it was two drones in a short period of time!

Yes but tradeoffs with delivery speed, and thin wires are still hard to detect with limits on vision processing.

it's an approximation of dangerous areas, catenary curves are more accurate than straight lines but you don't know the length of the cable so you don't know the droop height.

A cage around the drone, there are kids toys like this, and also commercial products for inspection. Prevents contact with other objects, contact can be sensed and reacted to. https://www.flyability.com/elios-3

Doesn't protect against everything, like Spanish Moss which dangles from trees, but that is a lot bigger than a long thin wire.

And google now says it has been removed.