Ultimately, this is a toy, but it can be handy. I originally made it to attempt using for serving config for networked debian unattended installations[1] while automating VM creation, but never went that far.
For Bash with `--enable-net-redirections` set at configure time (not a default, not enabled on popular distros to my knowledge), `/dev/{udp,tcp}/$host/$port` is available for this purpose.
Bashbro, on the other hand, seems to require socat. I wonder if there's any bash-istic method of listening to a port...